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Help me with the cards!
Listed below are the ones I've came up with.
Calls:
Got some (_) for the track day, bro!
(_) IMPOSSIBRUUUUU!!!!!
(_) goes up, down (x4)
(_): The Official Car of (_)
Responses:
MOAB
Kutztown, Pennsylvania
Track day, bro!
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Call:
Are you fond of ___?
Response:
MY FULLY ENGORGED BLOOD FILLED SIN SWORD.
Used that as a blank card before. Worked like a charm.
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C: (____) is a move where I smear habanero sauce on my ELBOW and then DROP ONE after the girl comes, ba-BOOM!
C: (____) - the missionary position of the automotive world
C: I....I don't know what that (____) is doing in there, my....my wife's been using the car
C: Normally people are respectful and keep their hands to themselves, but when they see a (_____) all the sudden its TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH EVERYTHING TOUCH ALL THE THINGS
R: The Diamond Hymen
R: RRRRRRGGGGHHH.......The BEST!
R: Giving someone THE BUSINESS
R: 12,000$ ENGINE REBUILD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!
R: A Sparco seat. a.k.a. the TAINT SLAMMER
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C: I Should Have Been A (______) Champion
R: SHEMALE PORN ADDICTION
R:LINCOLN TOWN CAR
R: SUBARU IMPOSSIBRU
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Response: A queer Neon.
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Call cards:
I heard ____ is banned in Canada.
To _____ you need a special license from the courthouse.
Only _____ would crash a Toyota Echo.
The _____ is the ______ of cars.
______: For when ______ isn't pretentious enough.
Being a fan of ______ is like being a fan of ______.
______: For the straight man who ______
Response cards:
Because Volvo!
MY S2000! MINE! DON'T TOUCH!
The Italian Tune-Up
"I'd like to speak to your manager."
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C: A (____) and a (____), you just can't lose.
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"How shall I poop?" needs to be a call.